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Three children quietly hope epic car ride never ends.
Parents shocked as six-year-old asks,We aren't there yet, are we?
“With the GoFlex Satellite device the children all quietly watched whatever they wanted on their iPad®. They didn’t even have to agree on a movie or cartoon. Bob and I were having an actual conversation, and I was even able to finish a complete sentence” Mrs. Weaver concluded with a blissful smile.
Officer Blunt let the Weavers go with a written warning.
ShareHighway patrol officer Frank Blunt was conducting routine speed enforcement when he spotted a minivan going 15 mph under the posted limit. Assuming the driver was lost, Officer Blunt pulled the vehicle over because it was blocking the flow of traffic.
He was surprised to discover that the driver, Melody Weaver, and her family were reluctant to reach their destination as they happily enjoyed their GoFlex Satellite™ device.
“It was just so peaceful,” explained Mrs. Weaver. “On our last trip Josie continually kicked my seat while the twins sang rounds of ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat’ at the top of their lungs.
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Woman ecstatic upon learning of flight delay.
Ohio mom last seen gathering popcorn and licorice. Airport authorities monitoring situation.
Authorities will continue to monitor the situation closely. Ms. Bender has bought a tub of popcorn and a 24-pack of licorice, and she appears to be heading toward an armchair in the High Flyers' Lounge.
ShareAirport authorities were alerted when Ohio resident, Wendy Bender, shouted "YES!" upon learning that her flight home would be delayed for five hours. The mother of three then reportedly pumped her fist in the air before asking an airline employee for directions to the nearest snack bar.
Ms. Bender is known to be travelling with an iPad® and a GoFlex Satellite™ device loaded with two seasons of her favorite TV show, Jersey Shore. Her husband offers this explanation for his wife’s strange behavior: "Wendy loves our kids, but she never gets any time to herself. She's probably just excited to see what that Snooki will do next."
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Executive calms hysteria on stranded train.
Tension soothed by GoFlex Satellite™ device streaming three movies.
a GoFlex Satellite device. First thing he does is calm a kid down by streaming Star Trek to the little guy’s Xoom™ tablet. Next, he helps the ladies in the next car start up a romantic comedy he has stored on there. They’re watching it on an iPad®!
“And my big brother, Vincent—one of the fellas who was thinking about breaking out of the train—he loves Finding Nemo. Richard gets that streaming to Vinnie’s smartphone, and he’s happy as a clam! Richard’s GoFlex Satellite device really saved our bacon!”
ShareInitial reports from a commuter train trapped by a blizzard late Monday indicated that passengers were becoming tense and stir crazy, with one group considering a dangerous attempt to reach the nearest town on foot.
When rescue crews arrived they were surprised to discover commuters quietly enjoying three movies streamed from a GoFlex Satellite™ device—without wires or web. New Jersey resident Joey Fontello reports that the festive atmosphere was the work of Richard Garland, Senior Vice President at Spinodyne Corp.
"Some folks were getting pretty scared and hot under the collar," says Fontello. "Then this guy Richard steps in cool as a cucumber with
